硅谷第二季

收集电视里一闪而过的彩蛋蛋们~ ω EP06SWOT Analysis for "Let Blaine Die"SWOT分析法之“搞死布莱恩”Strengths竞争优势Blaine sh*ts pants from fear. Pant discovered after death布莱恩吓得尿裤子。他死后内裤被人发现了。A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce死了的布莱恩就是不能繁殖的布莱恩Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone布莱恩在最后一刻发现自己的脸没了Web traffic goes viral网路流量病变Blaine is no longer alive布莱恩不复存在Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled？After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend撞上大楼后，？Death captured on high resolution slow motion, holds up on repeated viewingsSaves assholes from making mistakes in math拯救犯数学错误的混蛋One less guy named Blaine少一个叫布莱恩的家伙Blaine is dead布莱恩挂了As a giant douche Blaine tormented in hell洗道大拿布莱恩地狱受难Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong布莱恩引尽颈之血终晓数之过Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"实现“撒旦会做什么”Sense of accomplishment完成感Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death？Weaknesses竞争劣势Blaine dies super fast竞争劣势挂超~快Blaine's blood has aids and gets on kids布莱恩的血有救助并繁衍后代Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief吉娜出于悲痛与布莱恩在医院完婚Gina kills self out of grief吉娜痛苦自杀People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them人们穿着T恤，上面印着布莱恩的脸Building is structurally damaged大楼结构损毁Gina enters convent out of grief吉娜由于悲痛而信教Gina can't have sex due to “bummer vibe” of funeral吉娜因为葬礼的“bummer vibe” 不能OOXXBlaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed in hospital布莱恩挂很慢但是我们看不到因为医院只让亲属进Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off the building很遗憾洗窗户的必须要清洗掉大楼上的血渍Blaine's funeral televised, preempts Star Trek TNG marathon布莱恩的葬礼上了电视，抢先于星战TNG马拉松Opportunities机会Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody如果不是太血腥，就拿走他的钱包Gina needs consoling吉娜需要安抚Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine用碳足迹复制一个布莱恩Defecating on Blaine's grave在布莱恩坟墓上便便F**k Gina草吉娜Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?与吉娜和布莱恩的辣妈3P?Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring his remains again挖布莱恩坟，再羞辱他的残骸We get to enjoy being superior我们要享受高人一等Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's grave在布莱恩的坟上瞎啪啪啪吉娜Urinating on Blaine's grave在布莱恩坟上嘘嘘Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude f**k us收集布莱恩的器官给有癌症的辣妹，然后她们会心怀感激地草我们Death leads to regulations in stunt industry — lives saved死亡会带来替身行业的规范--拯救生命Masturbating on Blaine's grave在布莱恩坟上手yinDishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car?Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine鸟要吃布莱恩的shi体EjaculationsjThreats威胁Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence仇火熏心的布莱恩支持者们以犯罪过失控诉我们Over time Gina becomes more clingy and less hot一段时间后吉娜变得很粘人，不那么辣了After this nothing is ever as much fun again再没啥事儿能跟这一样好玩儿了People find out and on youtube death video, we get flamed in the comments section人们在油管上找出死亡视频，我们被评论区惹火了Philz coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memoryPhilz 咖啡为纪念布莱恩歇业一天Investigation and trial sets back pied piper build调查和审判会阻挠魔笛手建设We can only watch him die once我们只能看他死一次Guilt (Dinesh only)犯罪感（只有迪尼斯有）