神奇动物管理员第二季

1.When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back.[sticks out tongue]And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.2.When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.3.One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!4.Here's a poem, from the Moon. Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./[chuckles]The Moon: Yeah.5. He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground /Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh![smiles]The Moon: Heey! I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song! You ain't got one! Heey![laughs] Oh, I feel sick.6.And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Like um, like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! It isn't small, it's the big one! Like that.[smiles]雪花膏月亮大萌神！！！欢迎补充！