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还好奥斯汀小姐看不到这片子。80版的Pride and Prejudice没看下去，但是这部电影我忍下来看完了。因为，看了二十分钟以后我就下定决心一定要写点什么来发泄一下我看这部片子时的憋屈心情。先说一下此片主要的槽点：1. 性格扭曲2. 情节混乱3. 性暗示！（到后面已经不只是暗示了orz）看这电影的时候我正好读完三回中文版，英文版读到一半。作为一个原著党，我不知道该怎么形容我纠结的心情了…………尼玛啊只有影片标题和人物姓名跟那部Jane Austen小说是一样的吧！小Fanny出场了，眼睛大大，滴溜溜地乱转，毫无畏惧之色。完全不是“exceedingly timid and shy, and shrinking from notice”的样子啊尼玛...这时，我第一次抬头确认有没有下错电影。JA小姐花了不少笔墨来描述小Fanny的羞涩/可怜之态：“Afraid of everybody, ashamed of herself, and longing for the home she had left, she knew not how to look up, and could scarcely speak to be heard, or without crying.”“She could scarcely swallow two mouthfuls before tears interrupted her, and sleep seeming to be her likeliest friend, she was taken to finish her sorrows in bed.” （摘自我手上的那本MP, Signet-Penguin, 2005）好了，Fanny长大了，她居然变得……霸气了！极端开朗活泼啊有没有！跟Edmund追赶打闹？尖叫大笑？暴雨中夜黑风高的去策马狂奔？！你不是身体虚弱吗？你不是晒晒太阳就头痛的吗？你不是只能慢慢骑马的吗？你是淑女吗………………有人可能说，小姑娘变成大姑娘了嘛，所以变得大胆了。让原著党翻出第十五章来给你看，长大了的Fanny依旧害羞不减：“...said Fanny, shocked to find herself at that moment the only speaker in the room, and to feel that almost every eye was upon her...”“...cried Fanny, growing more and more red from excessive agitation, and looking distressfully at Edmund...”更令人抓狂的是，Fanny同志成了新时代的女强人。她对历史很有看法，对黑人解放侃侃而谈，心怀天下，指点江山……我迷惑了。翻翻书，上面写着：“Fanny could read, work, and write, but she had been taught nothing more; and as her cousins found her ignorant of many things with which they had been long familiar, they thought her prodigiously stupid...”然后我第二次确认自己是不是下错电影了。顺便吐槽一下Edmund。Johnny Lee Miller是我很喜欢的男演员（居然是Angelina Jolie的前夫= =！贵圈要不要再小一点），在Emma中的表现很不错。我总觉得Mr.Knightley和Edmund很相似，他们都在女主的成长中扮演着引导者以及知心哥哥的角色，因此我本来是毫不担心JLM的表现的。结果JLM一出场就把我雷翻了。唇红齿白啊，这剧里所有女演员的脸都没你白吧，也只有你涂了口红吧啊啊啊啊啊……（挠墙）好了接下来是重点人物：Crawford兄妹俩。书上对Henry的描写是：“Henry, though not handsome, had air and countenance; the manners of both were lively and pleasant...”“[Mary's] brother was not handsome; no, when they first saw him, he was absolutely plain, black and plain; but still he was the gentleman, with a pleasing address. The second meeting proved him not so very plain; he was plain, to be sure, but then he had so much countenance, and his teeth were so good, and he was so well made, that one soon forgot he was plain; and after a third interview, after dining in company with him at the parsonage, he was no longer allowed to be called so by anybody.”总结一下，就是这个小哥长得不帅，但是性格讨人喜欢。结果电影中的Henry呢？他出场的时候，Bertram姐妹俩看呆了，手中的纸牌都掉到地上了……说实话，这个演员长得真挺帅的，比其他男性角色都好看啊……我就不想多吐槽Bertram姐妹的长相了……书上写姐姐是最好看的……结果………………Ms. Norris是书中话最多最唠叨最讨人嫌的，而Sir Thomas是严厉但心地好且脑子清楚的。电影好像把Ms. Norris的某些性格转移到了Sir Thomas身上了，比如说Fanny拒婚以后，Sir Thomas居然大发雷霆，大骂Fanny，不停地唠叨她谴责她不懂得感恩，然后——然后就让她回家了！神展开！这是神马逻辑！人物说得差不多了，接下来吐槽情节。前半部书中有两个桥段很重要：去Mr. Rushworth家参观以及戏剧排练。尤其是后者，JA花了大量笔墨来描写每个人的行动，字里行间都是人物自私性格的展示、或明或暗的冲突、渐渐萌生的情愫和暧昧……电影根本没有参观那个part，排剧也就花了几个镜头略过去了……我好失望= =。到下半部电影，槽点接踵而至。先是Henry那狗血的烟花鸽子秀，再是Fanny接受求婚，二人在海边欣喜对视，相拥热吻……言语已经不能形容我的心情了……看到Henry心愿成真时的表情，我居然有种为他感到开心的感觉！多痴情的小哥啊！这对狗男女终于在一起了啊！好感动啊！………………哎不对怎么Fanny答应了Henry？！= =我呆滞地看着剧情进展到了第二天的早上，Henry手捧鲜花兴高采烈地来到Fanny家，结果听到的是Fanny说的“我后悔了我昨天脑子抽了我嚼得我们进展太快了我们还是算了吧”……然后二人进行了可堪比紫薇与尔康那“你跟她一起看雪看星星看月亮从古代诗词歌赋谈到人生哲学”的琼瑶式争吵，Henry摔门甩花而出，Fanny在后面流泪追赶……捂胸口——太你妹的狗血了！！！以上这个桥段在我看来是此剧槽点的顶峰了。其他什么Henry和Maria圈圈叉叉的我都觉得是浮云了，我也不想再确认是不是下错电影了……说说性暗示啊……一开始我还在怀疑是不是自己想得比较多，后来我发现，原来导演就 是 这 个 意 思！排剧的时候Mary在Fanny身上摸来抚去，Edmund在马车上睡着睡着就睡到了Fanny胸上= =，Henry和Maria直接搞上了还露点了，还有画册上暗示Sir Thomas跟小黑奴【哔】……导演应该是想表达很多东西，很多Austen并没有写也从来没有想过要写的东西……最后我想说，这部电影的导演和编剧跟于妈有得一拼。他们没有抓到JA小说的细腻、通过人物对话而展现的自私性格、JA想要宣扬的道德准则。下次想要拍琼瑶剧，就别来折腾咱JA了吧好么……